Through the Eyes of a Nut

Through the eyes a nut...

we all have unique and odd ways of looking at different situations - its the whole cup "half full" vs. "Half empty" theory... we can all look at the same painting and come up with a different story, a different view point and a different conclusion. And some of us, are just plain whacked and simply insane that their ideas might just work!

Lets be honest here - what really is the definition of normal ? google defines "Normal" as: "conforming with or constituting a norm or standard or level or type or social norm" ... aha - so right away i see some major evil terms here. Lets see, we have the word "conforming" - Doing what everybody tells you to do, when to do it, how to do it, AND in what position to do it in!!!!!! The next thing i see is that evil evil word STANDARD.... aha ... reminds me of school and their oh so wonderful standardized tests - where theres a number that you get branded with for life - and if that number is not a good number (according to those fancy people in tweed suits and tupees) well then you most certainly wont make it into a good college, forget a good graduate school, and dont even think about a good stable career! So basically, becasue of a STANDARD number - you should start practicing "you want fries with that?"

Seems like anyone who has any sense of NORMALCY should actually try to stay far away from being normal!

last and certainly NOT least, i see the defintition includes "social norm" - you mean Prada vs. Kmart ? Or maybe they mean Beverly Hills vs. Deluth ? (doesnt anyone actually know where deluth is?) Maybe when they say social norm it means that if you show up to a black tie affair wearing a green suit, then you are no longer the norm and and will not be included in the uptight country clubs.....

as for me, im gonna stick to my nutty and whacked views on things... and at the end of the day, if the cup is really half full or half empty really doesnt matter. It will still make you drunk off your ass and land you a night in jail.